DAYTONA BITCH

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

2010-03-17T14:26:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry to anyone who reads these nonsensical rants

Here facetray, this is what I wanted to say

2010-03-13T22:25:00.000-08:00

The only difference between people who went to Sheridan and people who went to Randolph is: People from Sheridan didn't waste their money.

Stop posting little icons on my wall, I know you are an E.T. of a woman, but please piss off.

Stop fucking twittering via facebook via your cellphone. You're a stupid twink and no one cares what you did at the gym. plus you have a tiny wiener from what i here.

How can you like someone's status who is crying about their crappy life. the both of you are dumb. and stupid

I don't wanna hear any stupid anecdotes about your damn outlook on life. John doe is happy. John doe is happy because.. john dow is happy that... and... barf...

How dare you use lady gaga lyrics to represent your feelings. becuase i dont care. and you're friends don't care either. The only people who care are the ones you're embarrassing. and gaga is my friend and not urs faggot

2010-02-01T17:12:00.000-08:00

What the hell happened at the fucking GRAMMY's. So It starts with huge bang, with Lady gaga, and fizzles out so bad and fast that I got dehydrated. except of course pink's beautiful and breath taking performance. Where she supposedly almost fell due to the lighting flashing in her eyes, unlike her show where she normally has none. Whatevs PINK. You kicked balls last night. So much so that I was hoping beyonce fat legs would generously give up a couple for yew. But no, Beyonce decided to sing Allanis Morsette's grammy winning song You Oughta KNOW. Really pourly, and she didn't even say fuck like Allanis did. What was with the amry guys anyways.
Getting back to GAGA. She never ceases to give me shivers (except the performance on oprah, and the one off key one for the queen). There must be nothing better in this world than being pulled from your firey grave by the one and only Sir Elton John, to then sit down at a warped dbl piano and mix a couple hits together. BONER FEST

ALT ending Silence of the Lambs

2009-10-29T23:30:00.000-07:00

copy and paste link to address bar, or whatever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWyTM0D2QpE&feature=PlayList&p=F55C9BA91FC76359&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4

POOpooPLATTER

2009-10-21T17:37:00.000-07:00

First, I'd like you to consider: why it is that asian gurls are the first real pioneers for scat on the internet?

everybody jump in,

I wonder if it tastes like real feltching

Some felch cumic. clever title

2009-09-09T17:21:00.000-07:00

2009-07-23T13:19:00.000-07:00

Ms. Daytona B itch on Facebook

2008-12-13T15:49:00.000-08:00

So i think you Can't dance Canada!
Clever Title.
how fucking lame is this show. How fucking lame is Canada.
Point number One: Isaak/Isaac/Issac/however he spells it. Is probably one of the worst dancers I've ever seen in my life. This boys faggot ass solos made me sick to my stomache daily. I know actual retarded kids who cannot walk, cannot hear, and barely se that are more graceful than that piece of shit.
Point Number Two: Fight Dancing, is not dancing. It belongs at the exhibition
Point Number Three: If you forget ur dance you shouldn't be coddled by the people who are there to judge you. They are called judges for a reason.
Point Number Four: Leah Miller is possibly the worst host in the entire world. I'd rather be in Aushwitz, then listen to her love her own voice, because I feel like it would be more comfortable. You make Ben Mulrooney entertaining. Ben Mulrooney. The extremely dumb piece of gay shit prime minister offspring.
Point Number Five: Miles......If I have to watch you have one more seizure during your solo, i will call an ambulance.
Point Number Six: Sean Cheese Man. You suck. Your opinion is tiresome. And your dances even more so. And also embarrassing. oh and they Suck
Point Number Seven: Jean Marc. Stop crying you disgusting separtist bastard., and put your socks back on. everyone knows the french man stink. you're killing us all. Not to mention that revolting quebecois accent. ralphfest
Point Number Eight: Cheap Costumes
Point Number Nine: Blake McGrath and his rude demeanor every where he goes. I need say nothing more.
But i will. Its one thing to be good at what you do. But its completely different to walk around knowing how good you are. Its what differentiates good people from bad people. You're conceated.
RE VAMP The show

2008-12-07T16:28:00.000-08:00

The days grow longer and colder. And the nights darker and even longer. Christmas is coming... I want a puppy

MISS CONTINENTAL FAT

2008-11-23T14:27:00.000-08:00

Miss Continental is Tonight... The fat one i mean...
My prediction is for Farra N Hyte.
She'll take it.

I'll be busy serving nasty man trannys there pop and water. But I think i'll hide in the back for the most part just in order to watch. Plus I took a pam pill so I'm really loopy.

2008-11-22T16:31:00.000-08:00

Whats the deal with Asians. They dont have any money, they dont tip, and they can't pronounce Smirnoff Ice. which happens to be there favourite drink.
Whats the deal with Mexican'ts? They dont have any money. They dont tip, and they can't pronounce Canadian. which happens to be there favourite drink, and not their status.
whats the deal with faggots? One more eye roll, and they'll get rolled.
Whats the deal with A rabs? They Smell.

2008-11-22T16:22:00.000-08:00

Priscilla is coming to Town...
I wanna be in it.
So whatever you can do. thanks.

2008-09-23T21:32:00.000-07:00

I keep having weird dreams

RIP Estelle RIP

2008-07-23T16:25:00.000-07:00

Its nice to see that estelle getty is getting a lot of respect, since she has passed. Thankfully we all have the golden girls to remind of how wonderful she was, also Stop or my mom will shoot with Sylvester Stallone.

quick fact: estelle getty also played Sophia Petrillo on Empty nest, Blossom, and the Golden palace(spin off from Golden Girls)

2008-06-17T13:38:00.000-07:00

"I'm listening"

Pride POop

2008-06-13T13:09:00.001-07:00

Pride may be getting to be the stupidest time of year. Its now completely commercial, the parade is boring, and the weather, for a tranni, is ridiculous. But this year the weather is so up and down we'll be screwed any way. Did i mention that the entire group of people on the streets, are stupid. They're stupid because they're dumb tourists who wanna take pictures of they're asian kids with some man wearing a pflag dress. fuck u go home. The people who live in toronto sit on they're porches or friends roofs. This may all sound like dribble. but the point is that its stupid. Happy Pride.
p.s. dont say gay pride especially on tv.

Julie the Beast/Prettiest Ghoul in School

2008-06-07T15:57:00.000-07:00

Look how cool my sista is.
She is some sort of ghoul, and she actually has bats flying around her, at many moments throughout the day.

In this pic, she is featured as Tila, he-man's sister from eternia.

In this picture she is dressed as wonderwoman.

And she's dating this bruiser...

No offense duder, but you're from alberta, or possibly worse... the east coast.
BAM EMeril Laggasse. Hey, kinda looks like him too. They're both brownish, and in need of a shave
He's a bruise willis

The hottest day in toronto!

2008-06-07T13:42:00.000-07:00

this is the best picture of me ever. and i want to put it on my blog.

Also. my roommate dan reminds me of the real Ruth Marx, from the NEt
I couldn't find a picture of wendy gazelle the actor who plays Ruth....but i got these two movies poster icons instead

Do you think sandra has had work done? Because sometimes her face doesn't move...
Like in the movie phenomenon.
I refuse to put up a poster of phenomenon

2008-06-06T14:40:00.000-07:00

this is the best thing i've ever seen.
It makes me wanna kidnap them both, marry them and live here....