Saturday, March 17, 2012

honey boo boo child. that is all

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY

I'm sorry to anyone who reads these nonsensical rants

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Here facetray, this is what I wanted to say

The only difference between people who went to Sheridan and people who went to Randolph is: People from Sheridan didn't waste their money.

Stop posting little icons on my wall, I know you are an E.T. of a woman, but please piss off.

Stop fucking twittering via facebook via your cellphone. You're a stupid twink and no one cares what you did at the gym. plus you have a tiny wiener from what i here.

How can you like someone's status who is crying about their crappy life. the both of you are dumb. and stupid

I don't wanna hear any stupid anecdotes about your damn outlook on life. John doe is happy. John doe is happy because.. john dow is happy that... and... barf...

How dare you use lady gaga lyrics to represent your feelings. becuase i dont care. and you're friends don't care either. The only people who care are the ones you're embarrassing. and gaga is my friend and not urs faggot

Monday, February 1, 2010

What the hell happened at the fucking GRAMMY's. So It starts with huge bang, with Lady gaga, and fizzles out so bad and fast that I got dehydrated. except of course pink's beautiful and breath taking performance. Where she supposedly almost fell due to the lighting flashing in her eyes, unlike her show where she normally has none. Whatevs PINK. You kicked balls last night. So much so that I was hoping beyonce fat legs would generously give up a couple for yew. But no, Beyonce decided to sing Allanis Morsette's grammy winning song You Oughta KNOW. Really pourly, and she didn't even say fuck like Allanis did. What was with the amry guys anyways.
Getting back to GAGA. She never ceases to give me shivers (except the performance on oprah, and the one off key one for the queen). There must be nothing better in this world than being pulled from your firey grave by the one and only Sir Elton John, to then sit down at a warped dbl piano and mix a couple hits together. BONER FEST

Thursday, October 29, 2009

ALT ending Silence of the Lambs

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWyTM0D2QpE&feature=PlayList&p=F55C9BA91FC76359&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=4

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

POOpooPLATTER




First, I'd like you to consider: why it is that asian gurls are the first real pioneers for scat on the internet?

everybody jump in,



I wonder if it tastes like real feltching



Some felch cumic. clever title